In which he was trying to be efficient

I got about 3 hours of sleep last night. I'm not whining, I'm just stating a fact. I'm not sure WHY I couldn't sleep last night but I couldn't so I'm extremely tired this morning. Right now Mike is gone to his brother's and it's just me and my furry babies around here so it's pretty chill.

This is Milo

After waking up from 3 hours of sleep and taking Milo out (he’s a dog for those of you that don’t know) and retrieving our small and pitiful newspaper I stumbled into the kitchen to make some coffee and my morning milkshake (I have a chocolate protein shake for breakfast every day. It’s awesome! You should try it). Mike was sitting in the living room all wrapped in a blanket and Milo was barking his little head off.

So I fed Milo and started on my stuff and Milo gobbled down his food and then went to sit next to Mike and look at him with sad eyes so that Mike would feel sorry for him and feed him some of his breakfast. He really likes it when Mike has Pop Tarts for breakfast but this morning Mike was eating Lucky Charm’s. (See how I mix my food groups up here for my husband! And they say being a wife is difficult lol.)

So Mike was feeding Milo and then I called Milo over to take his “hopefully I won’t die today pill” and Mike and I had the following conversation:

Mike: Milo really likes his pill

Me: I assume it tastes yummy

Mike: You should taste it

Me: I should taste his pill?

Mike: Yep

Me: Nope. I don’t want to die today

Mike: Aren’t you curious what it tastes like?

Me: He also eats cat poop out of the litter box. Should I taste that as well?

Mike: Good point

And then Mike gets up to leaves the kitchen.

Me: Hey, don’t forget to deal with your cereal box (which was sitting out)

Mike: Ok Hun!

So he goes over to the box and I go back to fixing my milkshake, etc. and forget about him for a minute but then I look up. And the BOX IS STILL THERE.

Me: Mike I told you to deal with the Lucky Charm’s box

Mike: I did


Me: You put the top down but you left the box out

Mike: yeah, I know

Me: WHY did you leave the box out?

Mike: Well, I’m just going to need it tomorrow anyway

Me: Are you kidding me? That’s ridiculous! Put it away!

Mike: I’m just trying to be efficient here!

I’m pretty sure that these, husband has a plan to send me over the edge!   Especially when I’ve only had 3 hours of sleep. Do your husbands do crazy shit also?