Seriously? It’s all about me. 25 things you don’t know.

As you may know, I am addicted to Facebook. Yes, I’ve tried to quit. But I don’t have an imaginary farm anymore, so I think there might be hope for me yet. Anyway, on Facebook they have a thing where you write 25 random things about yourself. Yeah, it’s so last year. But here are 25 things you probably don’t know about me.

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1. My husband and I met on Myspace I denied him serval times but he would not just give up (Thank God for that lol).
2. I don’t drive well at night, so I compensate by having a big car, lots of insurance and a ticked off attitude.
3. I once eat a worm when I was little. And no, it wasn’t my fault my Mom said so!
4. I’m a full-on participant in the love that cannot be named. Yes, I love Pottery Barn. If loving over-priced home décor is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
5. I believe the best exercise is walking slowly on the treadmill while reading love stories. I’m not certain, but I think that might be why I never lose weight.
6. As an child, I have never had a dog that didn’t come from the shelter. They’re the best.
7. I have started multiple accidental fires, some would call me a pyromaniac since I like playing with fire I no thats not a good thing.
8. When I’m alone in my car, I’m a rock star.
9. My idea of the best day ever is to spend the day at DisneyWorld.
10. I talk to my cats like they’re human. And they understand me. They don’t listen or obey, but they understand.
11. I know you won’t be shocked to read this, but I think i'm fat but my husband tells me that i'm perfect but he has to say that, I think otherwise.
12. I once rear-ended my cousion's car, causing over $4,000 damage to my car and $10 damage to her truck.
13. I have a secret obsession with celebrity gossip blogs. For some reason, I can’t get through the day without knowing where the Real Houswives threw up the night before.
14. I buy Mike's clothes because if I didn’t he would still be dressed like Kurt Cobain. Or possibly Ricardo Monteblan.
15. I have collected flamingoes for over 4 years now. I started my collection because my husband hates flamingoes. But I don’t think I have any repressed anger issues, do you?
16. I hate snow, I don’t like to ski on it, I don’t like to shovel it. I don’t even eat snow cones, despite the fact that they are usually dripping with yummy, sugary syrup, but it is pretty to look at.
17. When I lived in Texas, my parents made me live in the basement. Granted, it was a finished basement with its own bathroom and a huge bedroom—but still. THEY MADE ME LIVE IN THE BASEMENT.
18. It drives me crazy when people write “your” when they mean to write “you’re” or “you are.” On the other hand, I often end sentences with “of” or “to.” Go figure.
19. I used to write poams, I was too embarrassed for people to read them, afraid they would judge me.
20. I grew up in a BIG Family “if you aren’t yelling, we can’t hear you.”  We all had loud voices. Shockingly, none of the neighbors ever complained. Probably, they were afraid of us.
21. I envy women who have multiple children, yet are still dressed in clean clothing, have their hair and makeup done and the house cleaned by 8 AM. But I secretly wonder if they are human and why they aren’t like me because in my world every day is pajama day and the dust bunnies are treasured roommates.
22. I love British TV, especially the soaps. Nobody does infidelity, baby-switching and crazed ex-spouses like the British.
23. When my youngest brother was 13 I was brave enough to take him to a PG-13 by myself, without checking out how much sexual content the movie had in it. And that’s why my 13-year old brother yelled in the theater, “so that’s what a threesome is!” And let’s not even go into what they did with the ice cream sandwich before the actual…er, event. I will say here and now, however, that I will never look at an ice cream sandwich the same away again!
24. I lost my original wedding ring. Luckily, my husband loves me so I got a better one. I tried to lose that one too, but he said I was only entitled to one ring upgrade per lifetime.
25. I just turned 25 and I still read teen romance books, it takes me back to when I was in High school, how lame is that.